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Friday, October 29, 2010

I am a female Hitch...

I know you're going to laugh when you see these pictures. It's OK, I've talked myself up to myself about how wonderful I am, how fabulous I am, and how a little wonky eye won't make me any less amazing.

In the interest of full disclosure, let me say that these photos have not been altered in anyway! HA! I wish they had been.

But the truth is that this is how I have looked this week:

 Day 1- I woke up and couldn't figure out why I couldn't see very well. Then I went to the mirror and about freaked out.  Then to make matters worse, Princess Goofy literally stared at me the entire morning! And occasionally I would catch her staring at me with only one eye open....


 Day 2- I sent this picture to Damion at work. His reply was, "what did you do to Princess Newbie?"  Yes, she has a temper but this is just too crazy for even that.  This is a great picture. Piercing blue eyes, lips that make Angelina Jolie jealous and then this wonky mass of swollen eye glory?

It was pretty bad so I went to the doctor.  I was bracing for the worse and all he said was, "girl... what did you get into?".  Apparently I got something on my hands that I was highly allergic too and into my eye.

I am the female version of Hitch. Give me some benedryl and a straw, I got this.

Day 3- after benedryl and some other allergy medicines, it's going down. This is good because I've never seen myself as Hitch. I am more like Albert Brennamen and we all know it.

´╗┐Day 4 - just a little swell left. Nothing bad and I can wear eye make up again while doing the lawn mower.

Now I just need to figure out what I'm highly allergic to so that this doesn't happen again. I've made a list of possible items (because you know I love lists)

1. laundry
2. cleaning
3. cooking
4. changing diapers
5. perfection

Now I'll just have to refrain from all these above items so that I can look normal and stop scaring small children. 

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2 Comments:

Anonymous angie said...

this is hilarious! ha ha ha... i am sorry for the eye thing. one time i gave my best friend some mary kay products, which i love, and she had a major allergic reaction that lasted for MONTHS. RED DRY SKIN ALL OVER HER EYE! she was nice about it... but, perty sure she never bought MK again.

i was really hoping that you were going to say that you were Hitch because you are a match-maker. i have 2 brothers who could use some help. ah well!

have a great weekend!

angie

October 30, 2010 at 3:49 AM  
Blogger One Love, Two Hearts said...

My eyes do that too sometimes but it is both of them. I keep Visine-A anthistamine drops in my make up bag and purse at all times... That is the only thing that helps me when I am like that!

October 30, 2010 at 11:24 AM  

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