I am a female Hitch...

I know you're going to laugh when you see these pictures. It's OK, I've talked myself up to myself about how wonderful I am, how fabulous I am, and how a little wonky eye won't make me any less amazing.

In the interest of full disclosure, let me say that these photos have not been altered in anyway! HA! I wish they had been.

But the truth is that this is how I have looked this week:

 Day 1- I woke up and couldn't figure out why I couldn't see very well. Then I went to the mirror and about freaked out.  Then to make matters worse, Princess Goofy literally stared at me the entire morning! And occasionally I would catch her staring at me with only one eye open....

 Day 2- I sent this picture to Damion at work. His reply was, "what did you do to Princess Newbie?"  Yes, she has a temper but this is just too crazy for even that.  This is a great picture. Piercing blue eyes, lips that make Angelina Jolie jealous and then this wonky mass of swollen eye glory?

It was pretty bad so I went to the doctor.  I was bracing for the worse and all he said was, "girl... what did you get into?".  Apparently I got something on my hands that I was highly allergic too and into my eye.

I am the female version of Hitch. Give me some benedryl and a straw, I got this.

Day 3- after benedryl and some other allergy medicines, it's going down. This is good because I've never seen myself as Hitch. I am more like Albert Brennamen and we all know it.

Day 4 - just a little swell left. Nothing bad and I can wear eye make up again while doing the lawn mower.

Now I just need to figure out what I'm highly allergic to so that this doesn't happen again. I've made a list of possible items (because you know I love lists)

1. laundry

2. cleaning

3. cooking

4. changing diapers

5. perfection

Now I'll just have to refrain from all these above items so that I can look normal and stop scaring small children.